Sun Oct 25 21:26:59 MDT 2015 : Stopping using /etc/init.d/crashplan...
Stopping CrashPlan Engine ... OK
Sun Oct 25 21:27:09 MDT 2015 : Ensuring the UpgradeUI is not running.
Sun Oct 25 21:27:09 MDT 2015 : UpgradeUI is shut down.
Sun Oct 25 21:27:09 MDT 2015 : JAVACOMMON is set: /usr/bin/java
Sun Oct 25 21:27:10 MDT 2015 : Current Java Version: 1.6
Sun Oct 25 21:27:10 MDT 2015 : This client requires one of these JREs: 1.7 1.8. Exiting upgrade
Sun Oct 25 21:27:10 MDT 2015 : Starting using /etc/init.d/crashplan...
Starting CrashPlan Engine ... Using standard startup
OK
What I did was run "bash -x update.sh" in the most recent directory in /usr/local/crashplan/upgrade and saw the same error. So, time to upgrade my jre on this debian system. I issued the apt-get:
$ sudo apt-get remove openjdk-6-jre
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following extra packages will be installed:
gcj-4.7-base gcj-4.7-jre gcj-4.7-jre-headless gcj-4.7-jre-lib gcj-jre
gcj-jre-headless libgcj13 libgcj13-awt openjdk-7-jre openjdk-7-jre-headless
Suggested packages:
fastjar gcj-4.7-jdk gcj-jdk libgcj13-dbg icedtea-7-plugin
icedtea-7-jre-jamvm sun-java6-fonts fonts-ipafont-gothic
fonts-ipafont-mincho ttf-wqy-microhei ttf-wqy-zenhei ttf-indic-fonts
The following packages will be REMOVED:
default-jre icedtea-netx openjdk-6-jdk openjdk-6-jre
The following NEW packages will be installed:
gcj-4.7-base gcj-4.7-jre gcj-4.7-jre-headless gcj-4.7-jre-lib gcj-jre
gcj-jre-headless libgcj13 libgcj13-awt openjdk-7-jre openjdk-7-jre-headless
0 upgraded, 10 newly installed, 4 to remove and 7 not upgraded.
Need to get 66.4 MB of archives.
After this operation, 105 MB of additional disk space will be used.
and low and behold, it knew enough to install openjdk-7-jre. Nice! But that wasn't enough, there were other Java 1.6 runtimes lurking:
dpkg -l | grep -i openjdk
ii icedtea-6-jre-cacao:amd64 6b36-1.13.8-1~deb7u1 amd64 Alternative JVM for OpenJDK, using Cacao
ii icedtea-6-jre-jamvm:amd64 6b36-1.13.8-1~deb7u1 amd64 Alternative JVM for OpenJDK, using JamVM
ii openjdk-6-jre-headless:amd64 6b36-1.13.8-1~deb7u1 amd64 OpenJDK Java runtime, using Hotspot JIT (headless)
ii openjdk-6-jre-lib 6b36-1.13.8-1~deb7u1 all OpenJDK Java runtime (architecture independent libraries)
ii openjdk-7-jre:amd64 7u79-2.5.6-1~deb7u1 amd64 OpenJDK Java runtime, using Hotspot JIT
ii openjdk-7-jre-headless:amd64 7u79-2.5.6-1~deb7u1 amd64 OpenJDK Java runtime, using Hotspot JIT (headless)
So, let's get to removing those.
$ sudo apt-get remove icedtea-6-jre-cacao
$ sudo apt-get autoremove
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following packages will be REMOVED:
icedtea-netx-common libice-dev libpthread-stubs0 libpthread-stubs0-dev
libsm-dev libx11-dev libx11-doc libxau-dev libxcb1-dev libxdmcp-dev
libxt-dev x11proto-core-dev x11proto-input-dev x11proto-kb-dev
xorg-sgml-doctools xtrans-dev
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 16 to remove and 7 not upgraded.
After this operation, 20.2 MB disk space will be freed.
$ sudo apt-get remove icedtea-6-jre-jamvm
$ sudo apt-get remove openjdk-6-jre-headless
$ sudo apt-get purge openjdk-6-jre-headless
Now, we're somewhere. I was then able to complete an install via cd /usr/local/crashplan/upgrade/1435726800441.1445828290338" (your directory name will be different), and "bash -x upgrade.sh". Morals: look for log files, it might save you a little time.